How did Melanie improve her hearing?
She ate an e a r of c o r n
What did the skeleton say before he ate his dinner?
I'll be honest I thought this was going to be a different kind of "popsicle" when I first saw the thread.
What has four wheels and flys?
a garbage truck.
Why do owls always get invited to bird parties?
they're such a hoot
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Yukari Because chickens hadn't evolved yet runs away because of this bad joke